Another One Bites the Dust

See what I did there? That's a Queen song. I'm very clever. We'll be left with the Top 5 after tonight. Very exciting. The Queen tribute band, "Queen Extravaganza" is performing "Somebody to Love" which explains why no one sang this last night. I thought for sure Hollie would try it. She should have, but that would have been too bold. These guys are just alright musically, but their gymnastics are stellar. Paul prefers Glee's version of this song. But really, is it even remotely possible to get anywhere close to as epic as Queen? No. Unless of course you have the original Queen people join you. Then it's pretty epic. In other news, J-Lo looks like she is wearing a crow as a dress. Ford music video. I do not want a car that opens the trunk when you kick the car. That seems not safe. The Idols went to TMZ. Which is kind of like sending them to visit Simon Cowell before he went all namby-pamby. They tell Phillip to own it when J-Lo says he's attractive, because he could be the new boy-toy. They harass Skylar about dating Colton and she does herself no favors by giggling like a school child. Joshua's nickname "Mantasia" is the name of a strip club. They all apparently live like pigs. Elise has the same problem I have where people think I'm mad all the time because I don't smile 24/7/365. Bebica has tons of Youtube videos. Bebica and Elise are up. They should both be in the bottom three. Jimmy says Bebica made a "plain ol' mistake" singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" but "Dance with my Father" was magnificent. I can basically agree with that. Jimmy says Elise picked the wrong Queen song and a wrong "I'll sing what I want" song. Where was Jimmy in this decision making process? Bebica is safe. Elise is in the bottom three. This does not bode well. Casey Abrams is fully embracing his hobbit. Stefano thinks he is Michael Jackson and/or Usher. If your song starts with "I got a fast pass" I'm not listening. Paul: "To say that he is D-list would imply that he has an opportunity to be on Celebrity Apprentice but he's not even that far up the list." Ouch. Hollie and Joshua are up. Hollie is "nehvous." She should be. Jimmy says Hollie subconsciously plead to the public to "Save Her" and got a B+. And he thought her singing "The Climb" was the best she could do. Sure, it was the best she could do. But the best she can do is not as good as what other people can do. Jimmy says Joshua was impressive with "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" and moved everyone with "Ready for Love." He thinks Joshua's intelligence could get him to the finals. And India Arie loved his song. Hollie is in the bottom three. Bam! Joshua is safe. Randy now has a necklace that says "Yo Yo Yo." That's awesome. You know what's NOT awesome. Katy Perry. I can't help but think her parents must be disappointed in the decisions she has made. Paul: "All the antics in the world do not make a song good." Skylar and Phillip are up. Neither of them should be in the bottom three. Paul thinks it's going to be Skylar. Jimmy says Skylar did a very, very, very good job with the first song, but the second song was not great. I would agree with that. Jimmy says Phillip is not feeling well and so he didn't have a lot of energy. And he liked that Phillip made the judges disagree. Jimmy says Phillip left an opening for someone other than Phillip to be in the finale. Skylar is in the bottom three. Boo. That's ridiculous. Skylar is safe. Either Hollie or Elise is going home. Elise is going home. Booooooo. Elise has a far superior voice and is a better performer overall. Hollie is very contrived and robotic when she performs. Her voice is good, but she's just really boring....for me, for you. :) And so, Hollie lives on. But not for long.