Keep Hope Alive!!!!

I am remaining hopeful that tonight will be the night that we rid ourselves of DeAndre Makemesick. Of course, he could be the next Sanjaya as one of my loyal followers pointed out today.

Oh. Em. Goodness. I just realized that I am older than both "Married with Children" and the Fox network. Wow.

I've said it once and I'll say it again, I do not understand the infatuation with Steven Tyler. He's old. He's possibly high. He has yucky hair. His coat looks like an old lady's couch. He has creepy lips.

Ryan wants to know who everyone voted for. You know what they all said? "AHHHHHHHHHHH"

Joshua does not feel well and he thinks he might faint. Which Ryan needs us all to discuss. In depth. Starting now.

One of my least favorite American Idol contestants ever is on the show. Kellie Pickler. Although, if I'm being ohnest, I don't despise her like I despise Those That Must Not Be Named. Jenny from the Block has a Mexican show and a new single which she just happens to be premiering tonight. It's about dancing. How original for her. 1,000,000 points to Ryan for pointing out that Jenny from the Block is dating a 13 year old dancer from her video. Ok, so he's not 13. But he may as well be.

And now the video. How is this appropriate for American Idol to air? They do know that small children watch this show, right? The blatant sexuality is just uncomfortable and uncalled for.

The Ford music video is probably a lot more appropriate than Jenny from the Nasty Block's. They are giants again. Taking things from the immediate area and putting it in a picture. I don't get it.

The Top 8 are already on the couches. AWWWWWW.....there is a bunch of little preschoolers in Vietnam that love Joshua. Here's what I don't understand. People in other countries vote for American Idol. Does no one see this as strange?

Jessica and Joshua are up. They are probably both safe.

Jimmy says Joshua has reined himself in appropriately and was a perfect 10 all around.

Jimmy says Bebica sang beautifully and understood the song completely, but it wasn't enough because she didn't pick the right song.

Joshua is safe. But Ryan felt like he needed to tell him he wasn't going to be happy and make it even worse for him as far as the whole fainting situation.

Bebica is safe. Called it.

Someone called "The Wanted" is performing. Turns out I love this song. I heard it on Glee. Which I'm still watching for inexplicable reasons. I need to know if Quinn is dead. So basically "The Wanted" is N'Sync. Oh, but these boys don't dance. One of them just said they were coming for J-Lo. Perhaps they're vying for the next spot in her Neverending Line-Up of Male Companions? Anyway, I've had enough of this performance.

Skylar and Colton are up. They should both be safe.

Jimmy says Skylar proved that she's a power singer and she went all the way to the top. He also thinks she could win the whole thing. That's what I said. Jimmy Iovine, get out of my head!

Jimmy says Colton was good, not great. He also says that just like in sports you don't have to be the best team, you just gotta be the better team that night. I agree. The best team doesn't always win the Super Bowl, they just happen to get there.

Hollie and DeAndre are up. They should both be in the bottom three.

Jimmy says Hollie is acting like she's a high school performer and last night wasn't even a good high school performance. He also says she may be fighting with DeAndre for who's packing for home.

Jimmy says DeAndre needs to grow at a much faster pace. He also says DeAndre could be going home unless Jenny from the Nasty Block saves him.

DeAndre is in the bottom three. One step closer. Wow, his sister looks like him. Poor girl.

Colton is safe. Oh, he has a cross on his shirt. He must really be a Christian. That's a definite sign of real Christianity.

Hollie and Skylar have been roomies for a while and they love each other and do each other's hair.

Hollie is in the bottom three. Called it.

Skylar is safe. Hallelujah (in the Joshua voice)

Kellie Pickler is a bonafide country powerhouse. She's friends with Taylor Swift. She is VERRRRRRY twangy. Kellie wants to know where Tammy Wynette is. Probably at home, not listening to that song. That would be my bet.

Jimmy says Phillip was just good. Jimmy also thinks that was his worst performance. What? No. Not true. Jimmy says if Phillip keeps still, the other contestants could pass him up. That's not possible. Phillip is too good.

Jimmy says Elise had the right song but did not sing it incredible. Jimmy also says she didn't even sing the tune and she choked.

Elise says she has a hard time singing in the lines. And also, she is channeling her inner warrior princess with that headband.

Phillip says he's not tryin' to walk around stage and touch people's hands. That cracked me up.

Elise is in the bottom three. I called that too.

Phillip is safe.

So DeAndre, Hollie, and Elise are in the bottom three. Given the fact that the girls are being kicked out repeatedly, I would bet Hollie or Elise goes home.

Hollie is safe. That means either Elise or DeAndre is out. Commence prayer vigil.

Steven thinks America got it wrong.

Jenny from the Block thinks America got it 1/2 wrong.

Randy Yo Dawg agrees with Jenny.

The person at risk is...... DeAndre. Please hold for victory dance. I did a victory dance. Ask Paul.

DeAndre is going to sing and the judges are going to possibly save him. He's singing the song that I don't think is in English. I'm also fairly certain that was a new record for hair flips. But I'm not rewatching that trash.

Oh, he's gotta put his hair up, so that he can dramatically swing his hair around.

Jenny from the Block only got one vote and therefore was outnumbered by the more logical members of the judging panel. And yes, saying Steven Tyler and Randy Yo Dawg are logical is humorous.

Well, that's refreshing.