Duh-nuh-nuh-nuhhhhh....duhnuhnuhnuhnuh.....duh-nuh-nuh-nuhhhh....duhnuhnuhnuh-nuhnuh-nuhnuhnuh-nuhnuhnuh-duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhhhhh....nuhhhh-nuhhhhhhhh.....
95 million votes. Wow.
The top 4 got to meet J.J. Abrams. They should ask him to explain the finale of LOST. Oh. This explains why Lauren had that weird camera with her on her hometown visit. J.J. had them use Super 8 cameras on their hometown visits. Does this mean that James had to give his back? 'Cause that would be hilarious.
Elle Fanning is in the movie and is in the audience. Her 6 year old cousin is obsessed with American Idol. She's got nothin' on me. She picked her favorite from the beginning and Elle is having a really difficult time spilling who it is. She's giggling and being dumb and is not nearly as poised as her sister Dakota. The favorite was Scotty.
Haley lives in Wheeling, Illinois. It rained on her parade. But they all still came. Oh my goodness, her sister looks just like her. She's very grateful and she's crying. She did a concert with her whole family. That's actually pretty cool. Aaron the security guy is crying. Or not.
Ryan is talking to a tiny tot. She's screaming and sighing in the microphone.
Ford Music Video set to "Smile." Cool.
Il Volo is singing. They're basically the Italian Jonas Brothers. Except they can actually sing. In fact, the Idol contestants are now afraid that they'll actually win the whole thing instead of any of the three of them. This is officially the best guest musician Idol has had on the show this season. Who are these people? Where did they come from? What's happening? The world really IS ending!
Scotty went home to North Carolina. He was happy. He's so genuinely thrilled and amazed by all this. Um. If the whole "American Idol" thing doesn't work out for Scotty, he can come pitch for the Padres. Paul is literally sitting next to me shaking his head and going "this is so ridiculous" about the girls all crying. Nice. Josh Turner just surprised Scotty while he was singing "Your Man." That was fantastic.
Nicole Scherzinger and Half Dollar (50 Cent) are going to perform. I have watched some of it. And now I will fast forward.
Lauren went home to Georgia. Georgia, Georgia, the whole day through. She went and visited the wreckage from the storms and met a little boy that saved his whole family. And I cried. She threw out the first pitch at a game. She should not try a career in baseball. Or softball. Just stick with singing.
Here we go. The results.
Scotty is the first one in. He heads to the Golden Tool Stool.
Lauren is in. Hailey is furious. And yes, I'm getting that from the look on her face. She just oozes attitude. I'm very pleased that she's gone.
O.M.Gravy. The best part of this episode was the preview of X-Factor. Paula and Simon, reunited. Two people I've never heard of. Nicole Scherzinger hosting (lame). And some other guy. 5,000,000 dollar recording contract. 4 categories. This show is going to put Idol to shame. To shame, I say. Also, I may or may not have had tears in my eyes while watching this preview.
Anyway, really either person left could win. It would be great if Lauren won, just because I called it in the post where she auditioned. Don't believe me? Look it up.
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