The dreaded Group Round is here. Friends are made. Enemies are made. And some of the most outrageously horrible group performances will take place. All in the hopes of finding the next white guy who plays a guitar and sings at least sort of decently.
Symone fell off the stage. Her fellow contestants prayed. She ate and went to the hospital. And we're moving on.
The special needs teacher, the guy who needs a band-aid and the big guy that I had never heard before are all in Symone's group. Symone got a yes. Duh. Lauren (special ed teacher), Ethan (guy who needed a band-aid, with the rehab Dad) are out. The big dude is in.
185 people made it past the first round of Hollywood week. WAYYYYY too many.
Group round is happening. Groups must have 4-5 people and be mixed with Day 1 and Day 2. The girl who lives in a tent can't find a group. But Ryan says she can't find a home. Very nice Ryan. Very nice. And she's sick. She wants fresh air. Girl, you're in Hollywood, there is no fresh air.
The cop is very lame.
Heejun (the Asian), Phillip (pawn shop), and Jairon (I have no descriptor for him) found one more person.
The cop is very lame. I already said that. The tent girl and 3 other people are going to sing "More than a Feeling." The cop has been ditched.
A girl who sang with Pia in groups last year, the tall 15 year old, and a guy with curly hair from San Diego. Brielle (the one from Pia's group) is bossy. She has her Mom with her (who is also bossy). Her Mom thinks the weakest voice is opening the song. The person opening the song is the kid from SD that Steven said was the best male voice they heard in that audition round. So clearly, Brielle's non-stage Mom knows exactly what she's talking about. Toddlers and Tiaras, anyone?
Symone is back. She was dehydrated. She needs to find a group. Symone's Dad is making sure she finds a group. Symone just wants her Dad to calm down. So do I. Symone's Dad is kind of creepy.
The tent girl's group is doing ok. Tent girl has not keeled over or puked yet.
Richie the Cowboy is in the group with the Pawn Star, The Asian, and The Non-Descript Black Guy are not meshing well.
The group with the girl cop is very bad.
Tent Girl thinks the devil is trying to get her sick. But she has Jesus on her team. I'm so glad she brought Jesus into this.
The Asian is hilarious. "Phillip had a kidney stone, The Cowboy Kid had a brain stone...I don't know what's goin' on with him." "I have a very, very bad perspective towards Cowboys....even Dallas Cowboys...freakin' Cowboys."
Everyone is exhausted. Gabrielle the girl with curly hair is sick. Everyone but Jennifer (the one who cried) is mad.
The Betty's (the group with the girl who cried) is up first. AND that's all. Actual performances will be next week, apparently.
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